murder is yummy.

I've never experienced murder, but I have to imagine it's a lot like eating at Chipotle. I'm like every other American; I love Chipotle. The only thing that really bothers me is its tendency to linger. Hours after I have eaten my dinner, my fingers still smell strongly of black beans and salsa, if I move my tongue I relive the spicy. No matter how I wash or brush my teeth, that damn smell haunts me, that taste weighs down my mouth. Is it like the metaphorical blood that can never be washed from a murderer's hands? The coppery taste that dwells in the stagnant air amongst carnage? Lol idk but that's what I was thinking last night. Srsly though Chipotle is so good omgzzzz.

Also, I want to see Watchmen soooo bbaaaaddd. Douche-kid from Photography/Multimedia said it would suck. Well he can suck Dr. Manhattan's blue cock is what he can do, okay. Loves the comic, will loves the movie. Danny is a lucky bitch to see it tonight. That is that kthx. I think Dr. M is going to make me cry, also.

Oh oh last thing. So you know the dude playing The Comedian? Jeffrey Dean Morgan? (Lol no I didn't know his name, shit. imdb that janx.) Yeah well I first saw him in P.S. I Love You (which was the dumbest fucking movie, even for a chick flick) in which he had sex with his best friend's widow. Lolz. But anyway, I noticed immediately that he looked like a white version of the omgz sexy talented Javier Bardem. So I went to imdb just for a side-by-side comparison? Omgz u guyz, brothers from anothers mothers, I swares it.


amirite or amirite. I'm right.

Lolz ok that's it. PS Australia was also a fucking waste of time and I fastforwarded most of it, too. Butler, Jackman... other hot dudes: stop it. Especially you Gerard Butler what the fuck is this new movie I see you in commercials for. YOU WERE THE PHANTOM. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS. Making me emo, I swear.

K THATZ IT FORREAL. ...friends!