RIP union of knives

It's 1:25 and I have work to do. But. I just found out some sad news about Union of Knives. They are not the band I thought they were. They had an album come out WAY BACK WHEN in 2006. No one ever heard about it, I don't think. For a while, and just recently revived as I remembered about it, it was my favorite sleeping music. Maybe that sounds like an insult, but I love good sleeping music. My favorite thing in the univarse is dreaming, and my second favorite thing is music, but usually, depressingly, I must turn of my music in order to sleep. Not so with Union of Knives. Granted I hardly listen to them when I'm not sleepy, but those moments I am sleepy and do listen to them are like bliss. They're kind of like a less badass Mew. What's up with Mew anyway. Luv u guyz. Regression regression regression, I decided to check up on ol' UoK to see wtf they've been doing with 2ish years, and lo and behold they are working on an album to "maybe" be released this year. Excited. More sleeping music. But then. I went to their MySpace. I don't like it. It sounds like it's trying to break out of sleeping music and into real music. Their "new" sound has been done done doooone. It sounds so generic. A little Nine Inch Nailsesque, per sayyyy. Oh look at that they were working with Atticus Ross? Who is apparently from NIN. Cool name. Stop being influenced by your sioux chef, you guys. I need more sleeping music. I just thought I'd share my disappointment with you all. Good day.

Their first and good sleepy music album. Google delivers.

Union of Knives - Violence & Birdsong

the photoshop theory of universal relevance

NGL YOU BITCHES NEED TO START COMMENTING. jeezy.

SO. Kalvin got me into OZZZ. Why must I always become immersed in series with doomed gay couplezzzz? At first I didn't like either dude in the relationship, but Chris's insanity/badassery won me over and Beecher is not a pussy so I like him too. I think outside of Oz I wouldn't find Chris attractive at all but watching that show makes me feel a little insane as it is so I'm not worried about my taste level. Which reminds me, comin' at ya next weekend I think will be a list of 100 guys I find most attractive. Simply because I want to. And have compiled a list.

Okay time for somewhat real blog time. Today's topiccc: Band members.

I tend to forget names and faces of people in bands. Unless you’re really hot or otherwise memorable looking, e.g. wear something other than American Apparel/Urban Outfitters and big indie glasses. Actually, that point really doesn’t relate to what I’m about to say. (I tried to have a coherent post, idk.) : I tend to judge how important you are in a band based on how easily you are cropped/photoshopped out. Take Animal Collective, for example. They have four members – Panda Bear, Avey Tare, Geologist and Deakin. I think Deakin is pretty much the “y” to the other’s “a e i o u.” Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn’t. Now look at this picture.

As far as I am considered, the real members of the band are those dudes in the blue white and green. I may even go so far as saying only blue and white. So Deakin is probs in red or in green.

Evidence numero dos:

This time it's got different bros standin' in front! Dude that was originally in white is now most defff a band member. The others' scores are as follows (+1 for being uncroppable, -1 for croppable):

Red: -2

Blue: 0

Green: 0

White: +2

Things ain't lookin' so good for Mr. Red.

Final piece of evidence that concludes Mr. Red is Deakin 'cause shit he ain't even IN the picture, minus 10 points!

The yellow/red lines force the trio together; it would be a task to photoshop out any of them.

FINAL SCORES.

Red: -12

Blue: 1

Green: 1

White: +3

So I would conclude that Deakin is red, and Panda Bear is either Blue or Green cause he has points but not the most since he's got his lil' solo act goin' on or whateva. Photoshop theory works!

Let us try once more with Harlem Shakes. I have no idea who is in this band but look at this picture here.

From what I can tell, there are 2 separate bands in this picture! Well, a band and a duo. Orrrr we could photoshop out that douche with the glasses and have one band.

Oh shit, this picture confirms it. Glasses-toting douche isn’t really a member. I won't miss him. Let’s hope he’s the bassist or something equally unimportant.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LESSON on PHOTOSHOP LOGIC. Someday I will get a doctorate in teaching and teach the world my theory on universal relevance.

Things my blog will deliver:

• list of 100 attractive dudes you probably won't find attractive because I like older dudes
• comics maybe lul
• even harder to read
• me talking about shit
• layouts maybe?
• some informative tables and
• graphs
• screencapping series with
• hot dudes
• irony and satire mixed with
• sincerity in such a way that I won't know when I'm being one or the other and neither will
• you
• me talking about some other shit
• music leaks that you can find on any other
• music blogs
• a podcast if we ever get to making the aquiqui hour. or whateva the fuck that is where
• I talk about some other shit with
• my bff/twin kalkal

LOOK FORWARD TO IT. But don't hold your breath plz.

Google is ur frend.

AnCo's MPP

Harlem Shakes's Technicolor Health

i ♥ the pilot

I'm really digging Mom's new car. It's roomy but not too big and still smells fresh, and has a sun roof yaaay. Yesterday and today I had a fun time in that car, especially. Yesterday mumzy and I had pho for dinner, and afterwards we drove around the strip mall looking for this Russian market. We found it, but it was kinda shady so we kept going. We came to the end of the one side, and there was a store called...


WOW fresh MEAT. [I took this pic thru the sunroof omgz]

You know how strip malls have two sides? And some stores go through to each side? Yeah well. as I said, this was the end of its side. And as we turned the corner, we saw that the store opposite it was a pet clinic loool.

Today I had dinner with the loverzzz @ OLIVE GARDEN. It was delishhhus and so funnn.

Tomorrow will not be fun when I fail my math and apush tests. Bahhhh. And science quiz. BAH.

Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I say.

still kickin' it in '09

HEY BBs. I'm still here, not blogging, being high on air. Soon I'll start posting like. Actual materiallll. Like you can touch ittt run your fingers through itttt like SAND, SHIT! lol I gots a paragraph to be writin' for English that I'm nottt. I gots a Spanish quiz to be reviewin' for that I'm nottt. I got pictures to take for Photo that I didn'ttt. I'll do them at lunch but srsly CALM DOWN WOMAN YOU ARE ASSIGNING TOO MUCH SHIT ALL AT ONCE. Ridi-ridi-ridiculus. I forget what that does. Is it the Dementor thing? idkidkidk. Shit it's midnight I should really jump on that.

Listen to Miami Horror k.
http://www.mediafire.com/?wttmgtt5ddi

T // H // E // E // N // D
4nao. ♥

I want my damn car

Graaaah another weekend without getting my car! I'm sure I seem like a spoiled brat for saying that, but let me explaaain. I never even thought my parents would buy me a car, okay. We didn't discuss it, I didn't even ask, I just thought it was a given that I'll buy one when I have some money. But then my dad said that I was getting a Honda Fit Sport. I was like whoa, shit! I'm getting a car, and a reasonably nice looking one at that? Amazing! But it has been weeks and we have not gotten it for several reasons including but not limited to: shitty economy, my mom's car needed a $5,000 repair, dad's car will need we-don't-know-how-much repair. Color me emo. It's not that I can't have a car wah wah, it's that it's so close and yet so far. ;__; I want you bad, car. I want you bad.

Today I got some stuff I ordered in the mail which is fun. I also got a clothes catalog. But not any clothes catalog. I guess someone told Lane Bryant I am fat. While I respect stores that cater to the bigger ladies, I have two main problems with Lane Bryant:

1. Their shit is ugly.
2. The dramatic clash between their models and their customers.

Being fat does not make you blind. Ugh. Torrid has sometimes-okay stuff, so I know it's possible for them to make not ugly shit. But they don't. I'm convinced they're sort of punishing the people that have to shop there, as an incentive to lose weight. I mean even their models don't look good in the fug clothes.

Which brings me to that. The people in the catalog honestly look like Amazonesses. They're plus-sized, sure, but they're basically typical catalog models but bigger. Not fat, just big. That is nooot the kind of ladies I see going into Lane Bryant. The models bon't have any stomach flab. The customes have rolls of it. I feel emo for people whose only options are Lane Bryant and Torrid. I'm still good with H&M kthx.

Now I have to go find something to do. I'm starting to hate weekends.

murder is yummy.

I've never experienced murder, but I have to imagine it's a lot like eating at Chipotle. I'm like every other American; I love Chipotle. The only thing that really bothers me is its tendency to linger. Hours after I have eaten my dinner, my fingers still smell strongly of black beans and salsa, if I move my tongue I relive the spicy. No matter how I wash or brush my teeth, that damn smell haunts me, that taste weighs down my mouth. Is it like the metaphorical blood that can never be washed from a murderer's hands? The coppery taste that dwells in the stagnant air amongst carnage? Lol idk but that's what I was thinking last night. Srsly though Chipotle is so good omgzzzz.

Also, I want to see Watchmen soooo bbaaaaddd. Douche-kid from Photography/Multimedia said it would suck. Well he can suck Dr. Manhattan's blue cock is what he can do, okay. Loves the comic, will loves the movie. Danny is a lucky bitch to see it tonight. That is that kthx. I think Dr. M is going to make me cry, also.

Oh oh last thing. So you know the dude playing The Comedian? Jeffrey Dean Morgan? (Lol no I didn't know his name, shit. imdb that janx.) Yeah well I first saw him in P.S. I Love You (which was the dumbest fucking movie, even for a chick flick) in which he had sex with his best friend's widow. Lolz. But anyway, I noticed immediately that he looked like a white version of the omgz sexy talented Javier Bardem. So I went to imdb just for a side-by-side comparison? Omgz u guyz, brothers from anothers mothers, I swares it.


amirite or amirite. I'm right.

Lolz ok that's it. PS Australia was also a fucking waste of time and I fastforwarded most of it, too. Butler, Jackman... other hot dudes: stop it. Especially you Gerard Butler what the fuck is this new movie I see you in commercials for. YOU WERE THE PHANTOM. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS. Making me emo, I swear.

K THATZ IT FORREAL. ...friends!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I accidentally deleted my fucking blog. Now I have to start over, shit. This sucks.

RE-FOLLOW ME, BITCHES!!