facespace?? twatter??? tmblr???? blags??????? : a cmprhnsv guide

a lot of ppl come 2 me when they have a problem.
they say 2 me: "kate: i think i have a problem."
they tell me because they know i am the most knowledged about today's metaphysical metropolises.
the main prob ppl seem to be having these days is with the overload of blogs, mini-blogs, micro-blogs, and status feeds.
people ask me all the time:

• "wut is a myface/facespace??"
• "wut is a twat/twatter?"
• "wut is a blag?"
• "wut is a tmblr and y the fuck would ne1 evr need 1?"

and tho i am vrr dizzapntd in them &;; from then on will always view them as sumwut of an idiot, and otherwise generally look down on them, i help them out!

1st of all. myface is ded. at least 4 rl ppl. nowadays it is mostly 4 bands to post mp2s & tourdates. otherwise it is a barren wasteland w/ camwhore & emo buzzrds that live off of any source of attention they can find.

everything else is basically the same in different portions. yz, facespace has tons of other shit but the only shit ppl care bout is the status feed. and farmville but neway.

at da top of da peermid is twatter. twats post their statuses in lil bite-sized morsels so u can kno everythin they r doin always.

a lil bigger is fb statuses which give u a lil more of a timeframe/less detail.

then comes tmblr. a tmblr is a microblog, which requires more effert than tellin ppl wut yur doin but less than blagging. no1 knos how or why tumblr was created. it was first discovered by jesus when he rode his t-rex into da mystic forest of jerusalem. 4 sum reason he brought it back w/ him. to this day ppl ask "y would ne1 need a tmblr?" &;; no1 knos.

finely we hav da clazzix blag/xanga. a blag, or a xanga, is liek a diary but public so u dont rlly say wut u wanna say. ur werds hav meening in a blag, &;; ppl listen to nd respect/eprops u. blogs can be anything u want them 2 be as long as u hav the tiem/effert. i maed mine like dis. Some people like to make theirs like this, and use flowery language and metaphors to inform you of their interesting lives. basikly, luv ur blag & it will luv u bach.

to make sure u undrstnd dis complex system let us take a sichewashun & see an example of how u would express it w/ ea.

sichewashun: u r going out to da likur store 2 buy u/ur friends/ur family/ur preteen sibs sum likur.

twatter:
iluvthomyorke225 goin to go buy sum alcy ;)
10 minutes ago from web
iluvthomyorke225 drivin 2 the store
9 minutes ago from txt
iluvthomyorke225 just got 2 the store
3 minutes ago from txt
iluvthomyorke225 grabbin a 12pk of pbr
2 minutes ago from txt
iluvthomyorke225 total: $6.30! luv u pbr!!! :)
1 minutes ago from txt
iluvthomyorke225 mom cancelled my card!!!!!!! :'((((
less than 1 minute ago from txt

fb:
gonna go buy some pbr. brb.

tmblr:
will vary. ppl post weird shit on tmblrs that usually has nothing to do with them.

A Blog:
What a blasphemous day. I normally wouldn't go buy beer--at least not cheap beer-- on a Sunday morning, but on this particular day my Nintendo DSi has the gall to suddenly stop functioning. Sigh. I wander around the house for something to do, when I notice my good beer-drinking mug flirting with me and, capriciously, I decide to up it to the 7Eleven on the other side of town.

ewwwww im not gonna go on u get it.

HOPE U LERNED SUMTHING 2DAY.

ps check out my tmblr.

where the wild things at?

i'm waiting. one more month one more month. i got my shirt from UrbOutty today so i can OFFICIALLY BE A FAN and other fans can recognize me from a while away and we can share a look of deep understanding: of eachother's stifled inner child-- the pain it has had to go through while waiting for a movie adaptation of 'where the wild things are' to show it the path to maturehipsterhood; and of all the joy we are ready to receive into our hearts, to make everything right again, to stop our constant self-questioning and deep-down self-resentment, to give us some sign that maybe 2k10 won't suck, and to reduce the chance of another emotional breakdown when the acid wash body suit we wanted from AmAppy gets backordered.

maybe u think u r tough and not vulnerable. but ur wrong. we r all a lil' bit vulnerable, maybe it is around girls or maybe it is around more authentic hipsters or maybe ur middle school teacher is really intimidating. don't worry it's ok. those wild things r gonna help u.

i.e,: scene-ur-year/college-applying/college-life/starbucks-or-a-cooler-cafe-prices is makin u feel vulnerable. it's ok tho. or if it's not ok it will get ok. i thot my scene-ur classes would be crap without anyone. but then i had people in a few classes or i met new people and i got a 110 on an ap gov quiz and i reread WtWTA and things were brisk.

or if things srsly r suck, at least u hav ur ipod or lesser inferior mp3player with thombro&co. or drugs. but i recommend music unless you want to see cool things or have fun or feel better. or you can have both at once. but make sure everything in the equation is good. like for music try the beatles in stereo omg u thot u had heard it all but U HADNT. or if even that doesn't work try listening to every band you like at once and take all the drugs you can/want to.

could be a hit amirite.

so go try dat and tell me how it werks out. maybe i will post some albums l8r but i g2g write 192 spanish sentences. [[im not even exaggerating the number which is the whoaly shit graaahful thing.]]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I have found a hole in my WtWTA t-shirt, and with it a hole in my heart. WHAT DO I DO. Do I return it??? Can I survive while I wait for a new one??? What if they are out of stock???? Can I even return it now??? What if they think I did it??? What if they won't give me a new one??? What if I don't deserve a new one??? WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY SHIRT.

r u wry? am i? r mew?

as u may have herd or red,

i like truluv mew.

i dl'd their dvd-- live in copenhagen?

there are no words, u guyz.

...except these:

it is everything i hoped it would be and MOAR. the ambience, the flow, the feeling, everything is just so perfect that the word "perfect" does it no ††justice.

srsly, if u have a torrent prgrm, and u at least remotely liek mew, dl it. if u dont have a torrent prgrm, but u do at least remotely liek mew and also have a pritty gud virus softwarez, try this. i have not tried it so i cannot attest to its validity or wutnot.

i still cannot bring myself to listen to their new album just cuz i hear its so diffrnt from b4, but i do have it DL'd for the futr.

in othr mews [[ohohoho]]

here r sum movie... re-mews: [[ohohohohohohohohoheheheheeehahahohohoho]]

district9- vrr gud. i liek it wen movies dont make u luv the main character cuz sumtiems they can be a dick.

inglourious basterds- gr8. had a dood innit that i thought was hot cuz he looks like draco malfoy in 20-30 yrz [[i liek em old, u kno]] but he wuz a nazi so i felt guilty the whole tiem.

srsly, frum deatheater to nazi, seems liek a logical transition to me.

recently i found sum moniez. and my mom said she'd gimme sum 4 bach2school shoppinz, so i have around 1k to spend. i dont wanna spend it all, but i feel it in my toeses that i will.

herez wut i wanna do, u guyz: i wanna wear all black but not be gothic is da thing. is dat possible????? im goin 4 a minimalist // jus†ice feeeel.... like their wiki pic:

but iz "srsly im not gothicz" possible 4 me wut w/ my prpl hair? idk. i guess we'll find out huhz.

things i def need/want/srslyneed:

• winter coat for cold coldness and a
• hoodie for other times. also a
• bomber jackit or a
• pleather jackit or
• both?
• a nondescript backpack and also a
• black pleather bag.
• pants.
• shoes. which r seprit frum
• sneaks.
• jewelries cuz u can nevr have enuf.
• tights. i ♥ tights.
• nu glasses
• unfancy dressses. &;; finally!
• shirts.

can 1k be stretched dat far? hope so, u guys. i already know imma buy at least 20 pairs of glasses at UrbOutty cause they have free returns and exchanges lol so imma try them all on at home and return the ones i dont want. is that a dick move? idk, u guyz, but fr now i need slpzz cause i gots my first class 2mrrw ew/excited.

gudnite!

PSSSSSSt: but srsly dew yew liek mew? try them, srsly. srsly. frengers & glass kites r mazing i swarez it.

Mew - Frengers.zip

shews &;; news

if u kno me, u kno i'm more of a 'bag hag' than a 'shoe shrew' [[how u liek my CRE@TiViTY?!?!]]

BUT. recently i've been thinking about getting a pair of [[completely fake ♥]] alessandroooos. [[luv u china!]]

like dis one:

idk if i want red or white or black, i am srsly considering getting 2. hmmmmzzzzzz.

&;; THEN i found these radii 420's???

who the fuck copied who? i'm not saying i'm jus' sayin'.

in other news, my beloved Mew [shoe, new, mew yaaaaaaayyyy rhyminggg] is coming out with a new album and thus going on tour---with nine inch nails; i'm so fucking worried that they turned shit like union of knives; h8 u chris vrenna---- but not to DC omgggg kill meeeeee. they'll be in NY and i went ahead and checked for hotel situating and amtrak costs... my mom wouldn't go for it. and i know it's pretty ridiculous anyway, but aside from a marr&moz reunion tour they're #1 on my want-to-see list. they might be tying modest mouse 4 my favorite modern band? i don't know, i think i have to give it to them just because they're like the smiths/moz in that i can't really explain why i love them but as soon as i hear them my heart's like GLEEEEEE. plus they r danish &;; u kno i love them scandinavians!!!

dew yew liek mew? c 4 urself.

Mew - And The Glass Handed Kites.zip

better posts coming soon, promz~

PS I HAVE DONE NONE OF MY SUMMER WORK AND I FEEL 0 GUILT AND 0 STRESS ABOUT THIS

o hai!o

ohayo is correct since it is technically MORNINGTIME.

o jeez. How have u been. Gov School was pretty awesome, NGL u guyssss. I spent this week catching up with everyone and also [ch]illin with the cool cats I met. 2day, for example, my friend and I saw: The Ugly Truth. have u heard about it? it's a real movie, I found out. It has Gerard Butler in it. u kno, that dood from 300 & the phantom of the opera. he sings real nice and probably has good acting potential but seems to be in shit movies a lot. well I'm just thinking about this one &;; p.s. ILU! i guess. newayz, he was really my only motivation to go see it. which reminds me I have yet to do that one list I frequently mention lul.

So. The "movie." I don't know how to approach it. It was my first time seeing something of that calibre in theaters. normz it takes Xtreem boredom, insomsnias, sickness, or a graaaahful mix of the 3 to get me to watch one on demand or some shit. in the safety of my home. alone. so no1 will kno. but ppl apparently actually go to these things publicly, and even as dates evidently? idk. It was pure sex jokes, but not even jokes. Just commentary. And not even commentary that no one has herd b4. and not even delivered well. @ first I was amused how they managed to pack in so much asshattery each line, but that got boring pretty fucking fast. The movie itself wasn't funny at all, but some of the women in the audience's offended/shocked scoffs were slightly amusing. speaking of offended women, that's pretty much all the depth of the main character's personality. o and i think they may have mentioned that she's a controlling control freak seventeen or thirty-eight times. so lemme open it for u: she's a srs bsnss news producer who is a control freak and gets easily offended. he is an all-american dude from glasgow that got dumpt lotzz and after many trzzzing became a total rude crass offensive really believable asshole. culdn't beleev it was the same dood who was talkin 2 me bout the music of the night, srsly. near the end of the movie he starts likin the chick cause she's hot and jumps up and down a lot. she starts likin him cause he's hot & likes tap water. [im srs.] on a hot air balloon, he tells her he likes her, but decides to jump the gun to TRU LUV and she's like whatevs just sex me up so they do. tha end.

now im tired. i write more love lettrs 2 u l8r. <33<<##3

PS i kno every1 is postin dis but i liek it too so here u go.

Phoenix - Lisztomania (Classixx Version)

i had a reason for not posting. also, school is out.

Reason first: External hard drive died. I heard the clicking. I felt in my soul that something was going terribly terribly awry. I Google. It means death. OH SHIT GO TRANSFER ALL THE FIoh it's already ded. My soul dies a little. All my music. All my vids. I hurt. Everyware. It's not just that I have to redownload all that stuff, bbs. It's not. It's that I had so many single songs I liked in one huge folder from toooooooons of music blogs that I have no way of remembering, and since my iTunes had recently crashed, I don't even have a checklist of songs. Baaaaaaaaaaaaah. Bah. Hate technology. Hate it.

But I love it so hard.

School ended Tuesday and so I've begun reacquiring muzacs. Right now I'm downloading azn shit (<3 u gackt) for Gov school. I am semi-excited about it. I would be super excited if I got a 3 week extension on my vacayyyy. Dad wants to go to Ireland & see U2. I wonder if I could go but not see U2. I don't absolutely loathe them or anything, but I feel like it's a day-long commitment, and I would much rather spend that day looking for pots of gold. or shopping.

blah i'm gonna go do stat hw before i completely fall into summer mode and don't do shit.

listening to one of the few albums I had downloaded before the crash and had yet to transfer:

Say Hi - Oohs & Aahs
spritty gud.

love love love (repeat)

I just finished some questions for Joy Luck Club that had to be done my midnight. Submitted at 11:59, oh yeah bb. I actually enjoyed this book. I've enjoyed every school book so far this year, actually. I don't know why but I kept getting teary eyed in this one. A simple sentence and my chest would get tight. Honestly I'm surprised I wasn't bawling by the end. Maybe it's because I'm on my period lul. We also read The Catcher in the Rye this year, and the near-ending-- is it the climax? that part when he's watching Phoebe on the carousel-- always makes me cry. A lot, hahaha. I'm probably interpreting it all wrong but it always makes me think of a time when you were so impossibly happy, when everything was so perfect, so pure and good and free of evil, that you were crying your eyes out, and then you thought to yourself that you would probably never be that happy again, never feel that way again, and that you might forget how good it felt, and you just cried harder. I've felt like that twice though so I think there's proof that you can feel that happy again.

n e wayz. this weekend was real chill and lax. shortly after posting previous post i went back to season 2 and watched all the blair/chuck parts...... i have a problem, i know. today all i listened to was "season of love" by shiny toy guns, the only tolerable song on that horrible dreadful album. IF U DK, that song was playing at the end of the season 2 finale when... they... aaaaghghhhhhomggggggggggg. i actually rolled around on the floor a little to get my jitters out. it was that or screaming, and i thought the rolling would bother people less.

maybe u thot i wuz gunna post that hot dude list this time. i will. someday. STAY FAITHFUL.

i also plan to soon compile all the gossip girl songs into a folder and then hope to find it on mediafire somewhere sometime.

i found this in the meantime.

love love looooooove!

Shiny Toy Guns - Season of Love

omgg.

that's-- OH MY GOSSIP GIRL. people should pay me to make acronyms, as i am so very good at it. so. right now is a good time. i'm listening to ace of base, gettin' my strawberry banana v8 fusion drankkk onn, and! i just finished my 2-season 43-hour marathon of gossip girl. started thurs wait friday morning, continued friday at school, ended today after going out. now, y'alls kno i don't watch many shows regularly. aside from the news-- which tells me what i missed in the world, and best week ever-- which tells me what i missed in pop culture,  i watch vh1 and true life marathons, maybe a trashy show with mom. but on the rare occasion i get into a show (queer as folk?) i get INTO it and invest time (generally trading sleep for view time, like thurs' allnighter) and emotions. people had been TELLING ME AND TELLING ME AND TELLING ME to watch it and i got fed up and starting recording it. i half-watched one episode once and liked it (the snowflake ball) but it was the last half and i didn't really know what was going on and couldn't get into it. then, in a fit of procrastination two weeks ago, i tuned in via computer cable (for the whole ep). AND. I. LOVED. IT. well, mostly just blairrrrrrrrrrr and chuck! lovethem. love. them. blair's style is impeccable and her use of bows really makes me squee. srsly in season two so many of her outfits have bows. she's a bitch but has a caring heart under all the immature evil that she is so good at and i root on. ♥♥ loveeee. let me share chuck with you through pixxx.

(u likin the canada tv logo?)

this is chuck bass, the emo rich asshole. i don't find him hot but his clothes, classic (cliché?) tortured character, douchebagery, and acting skills win me over. like, he's actually british wut? but i don't like his accent in comparison to his american one. or at all; i'm more for the manchester dialect (haaay morrissey).

in season two they inexplicably gave him a haircut. miss u, bangs~ hate u, combover. but it workssssss, i mean ♥. ALSO LOOK HE HAS NICE HANDS. but i've yet to get to the reaaaaal reason that i love him:

HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

y'alls, i'm sort of a little bit maybe a tad of a sadist. but only for hot guys. when they look sad, they look 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000----- no, scratch that--- infinitely better. idk why. i'm sorry. i'm sorry jesus. but they so do. SO LEMME SHARE SOME PICS.

I COULDN'T PRINT SCREEN FAST ENOUGH. here he looks more angrrz (lul he gets angrrz a lot, too) than sad, but he really wuz i sware. btdubs loved b's white day dress (bow!). BUT OMG LET'S MOVE ONTO SAD (season 2 finale spoilers lol)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. so tortured! i think it was really supposed to be touched/incredulous/superduperhappy/conflicted, but regardless of how he felt, his expression was amazing. AND LOOK:

TEARY EYES!! my god, the heavens have shined down upon me and they are chuck bass's emo faces. but thankfully for my soul's sake, i also love his happy faces.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay happy chuck and blair ♥♥ that's not his good side but i mean. and i really really really really want her fucking headband. this was such a sappy episode but if they ever break up I WILL KILL SOMEONE.

so yeah. i'll be waiting for its premiere this august. when i'm a senior, whoaza. i'll write again soon bloggy~

XOXO GOSSIP GIRL (fan)

PS♥ they also use good music so u can r-e-s-p-e-c-t it!

for example, they've played several songs from:

Yeah Yeah Yeahs - It's Blitz! [2009].zip

schoooooooooooool

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

here i am again. posting things on my shitty blog. to distract me from the horrible reality of my all-too teenage life : high school. some people 'like' it. those people are the beautiful people.

oh my god i can't write like that. too hard. mad spect for those who can. SPRING BREAK IS OVER I AM STILL IN STAY UP TILL 4 MODE aaaaraauaughghuaguhg.

Blogger will be unavailable Thursday (4/16) at 2:00AM PDT for about 10 minutes for maintenance.

WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT SHIT. how am i going to update my blog now ?!?!?!?!

WHAT DO I DO IF SOMETHING

INCREDIBLE

HAPPENS IN THOSE TEN MINUTES AND I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO MY

BLOG

TO

BLOG

ABOUT IT ???????????

maybe i'll try wordpress. or tumblr. or xanga. i think xanga may be making a comeback. we can bring it back you guys.

you

and

me.

now creating the

XANGA REHABILITATION REFURBISHMENT SHITTY BLOG COMMISSION.

in pursuit of a truly unique and cool blogging host. and eprops.

hiring positions in:

CEO

CFO

Editor in Chief

Head Make-up Artist

Screenwriter

Caterer

Key Grip

Assistant / Lackey

if you have any qualifications or confidence feel free to contact me at:

XRRSBCprez@gmail.com

maybe we'll have an org soon.

my hair is really worrying me. i need to wash it. but what if some of the color washes out of my bangs fuck up. people will mock me. they will point and laugh. i will cry. but tears look good on me. and i need to wash it. god. what would you do in my position.

wash?

wait?

wash?

wash.

good day for now. i'm still planning on putting up those dudes sometime soon.

soon.

here is a song in the mean time.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/586637052bc5fdd4/

RIP union of knives

It's 1:25 and I have work to do. But. I just found out some sad news about Union of Knives. They are not the band I thought they were. They had an album come out WAY BACK WHEN in 2006. No one ever heard about it, I don't think. For a while, and just recently revived as I remembered about it, it was my favorite sleeping music. Maybe that sounds like an insult, but I love good sleeping music. My favorite thing in the univarse is dreaming, and my second favorite thing is music, but usually, depressingly, I must turn of my music in order to sleep. Not so with Union of Knives. Granted I hardly listen to them when I'm not sleepy, but those moments I am sleepy and do listen to them are like bliss. They're kind of like a less badass Mew. What's up with Mew anyway. Luv u guyz. Regression regression regression, I decided to check up on ol' UoK to see wtf they've been doing with 2ish years, and lo and behold they are working on an album to "maybe" be released this year. Excited. More sleeping music. But then. I went to their MySpace. I don't like it. It sounds like it's trying to break out of sleeping music and into real music. Their "new" sound has been done done doooone. It sounds so generic. A little Nine Inch Nailsesque, per sayyyy. Oh look at that they were working with Atticus Ross? Who is apparently from NIN. Cool name. Stop being influenced by your sioux chef, you guys. I need more sleeping music. I just thought I'd share my disappointment with you all. Good day.

Their first and good sleepy music album. Google delivers.

Union of Knives - Violence & Birdsong

the photoshop theory of universal relevance

NGL YOU BITCHES NEED TO START COMMENTING. jeezy.

SO. Kalvin got me into OZZZ. Why must I always become immersed in series with doomed gay couplezzzz? At first I didn't like either dude in the relationship, but Chris's insanity/badassery won me over and Beecher is not a pussy so I like him too. I think outside of Oz I wouldn't find Chris attractive at all but watching that show makes me feel a little insane as it is so I'm not worried about my taste level. Which reminds me, comin' at ya next weekend I think will be a list of 100 guys I find most attractive. Simply because I want to. And have compiled a list.

Okay time for somewhat real blog time. Today's topiccc: Band members.

I tend to forget names and faces of people in bands. Unless you’re really hot or otherwise memorable looking, e.g. wear something other than American Apparel/Urban Outfitters and big indie glasses. Actually, that point really doesn’t relate to what I’m about to say. (I tried to have a coherent post, idk.) : I tend to judge how important you are in a band based on how easily you are cropped/photoshopped out. Take Animal Collective, for example. They have four members – Panda Bear, Avey Tare, Geologist and Deakin. I think Deakin is pretty much the “y” to the other’s “a e i o u.” Sometimes he is, sometimes he isn’t. Now look at this picture.

As far as I am considered, the real members of the band are those dudes in the blue white and green. I may even go so far as saying only blue and white. So Deakin is probs in red or in green.

Evidence numero dos:

This time it's got different bros standin' in front! Dude that was originally in white is now most defff a band member. The others' scores are as follows (+1 for being uncroppable, -1 for croppable):

Red: -2

Blue: 0

Green: 0

White: +2

Things ain't lookin' so good for Mr. Red.

Final piece of evidence that concludes Mr. Red is Deakin 'cause shit he ain't even IN the picture, minus 10 points!

The yellow/red lines force the trio together; it would be a task to photoshop out any of them.

FINAL SCORES.

Red: -12

Blue: 1

Green: 1

White: +3

So I would conclude that Deakin is red, and Panda Bear is either Blue or Green cause he has points but not the most since he's got his lil' solo act goin' on or whateva. Photoshop theory works!

Let us try once more with Harlem Shakes. I have no idea who is in this band but look at this picture here.

From what I can tell, there are 2 separate bands in this picture! Well, a band and a duo. Orrrr we could photoshop out that douche with the glasses and have one band.

Oh shit, this picture confirms it. Glasses-toting douche isn’t really a member. I won't miss him. Let’s hope he’s the bassist or something equally unimportant.

I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LESSON on PHOTOSHOP LOGIC. Someday I will get a doctorate in teaching and teach the world my theory on universal relevance.

Things my blog will deliver:

• list of 100 attractive dudes you probably won't find attractive because I like older dudes
• comics maybe lul
• even harder to read
• me talking about shit
• layouts maybe?
• some informative tables and
• graphs
• screencapping series with
• hot dudes
• irony and satire mixed with
• sincerity in such a way that I won't know when I'm being one or the other and neither will
• you
• me talking about some other shit
• music leaks that you can find on any other
• music blogs
• a podcast if we ever get to making the aquiqui hour. or whateva the fuck that is where
• I talk about some other shit with
• my bff/twin kalkal

LOOK FORWARD TO IT. But don't hold your breath plz.

Google is ur frend.

AnCo's MPP

Harlem Shakes's Technicolor Health

i ♥ the pilot

I'm really digging Mom's new car. It's roomy but not too big and still smells fresh, and has a sun roof yaaay. Yesterday and today I had a fun time in that car, especially. Yesterday mumzy and I had pho for dinner, and afterwards we drove around the strip mall looking for this Russian market. We found it, but it was kinda shady so we kept going. We came to the end of the one side, and there was a store called...


WOW fresh MEAT. [I took this pic thru the sunroof omgz]

You know how strip malls have two sides? And some stores go through to each side? Yeah well. as I said, this was the end of its side. And as we turned the corner, we saw that the store opposite it was a pet clinic loool.

Today I had dinner with the loverzzz @ OLIVE GARDEN. It was delishhhus and so funnn.

Tomorrow will not be fun when I fail my math and apush tests. Bahhhh. And science quiz. BAH.

Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I say.

still kickin' it in '09

HEY BBs. I'm still here, not blogging, being high on air. Soon I'll start posting like. Actual materiallll. Like you can touch ittt run your fingers through itttt like SAND, SHIT! lol I gots a paragraph to be writin' for English that I'm nottt. I gots a Spanish quiz to be reviewin' for that I'm nottt. I got pictures to take for Photo that I didn'ttt. I'll do them at lunch but srsly CALM DOWN WOMAN YOU ARE ASSIGNING TOO MUCH SHIT ALL AT ONCE. Ridi-ridi-ridiculus. I forget what that does. Is it the Dementor thing? idkidkidk. Shit it's midnight I should really jump on that.

Listen to Miami Horror k.
http://www.mediafire.com/?wttmgtt5ddi

T // H // E // E // N // D
4nao. ♥

I want my damn car

Graaaah another weekend without getting my car! I'm sure I seem like a spoiled brat for saying that, but let me explaaain. I never even thought my parents would buy me a car, okay. We didn't discuss it, I didn't even ask, I just thought it was a given that I'll buy one when I have some money. But then my dad said that I was getting a Honda Fit Sport. I was like whoa, shit! I'm getting a car, and a reasonably nice looking one at that? Amazing! But it has been weeks and we have not gotten it for several reasons including but not limited to: shitty economy, my mom's car needed a $5,000 repair, dad's car will need we-don't-know-how-much repair. Color me emo. It's not that I can't have a car wah wah, it's that it's so close and yet so far. ;__; I want you bad, car. I want you bad.

Today I got some stuff I ordered in the mail which is fun. I also got a clothes catalog. But not any clothes catalog. I guess someone told Lane Bryant I am fat. While I respect stores that cater to the bigger ladies, I have two main problems with Lane Bryant:

1. Their shit is ugly.
2. The dramatic clash between their models and their customers.

Being fat does not make you blind. Ugh. Torrid has sometimes-okay stuff, so I know it's possible for them to make not ugly shit. But they don't. I'm convinced they're sort of punishing the people that have to shop there, as an incentive to lose weight. I mean even their models don't look good in the fug clothes.

Which brings me to that. The people in the catalog honestly look like Amazonesses. They're plus-sized, sure, but they're basically typical catalog models but bigger. Not fat, just big. That is nooot the kind of ladies I see going into Lane Bryant. The models bon't have any stomach flab. The customes have rolls of it. I feel emo for people whose only options are Lane Bryant and Torrid. I'm still good with H&M kthx.

Now I have to go find something to do. I'm starting to hate weekends.

murder is yummy.

I've never experienced murder, but I have to imagine it's a lot like eating at Chipotle. I'm like every other American; I love Chipotle. The only thing that really bothers me is its tendency to linger. Hours after I have eaten my dinner, my fingers still smell strongly of black beans and salsa, if I move my tongue I relive the spicy. No matter how I wash or brush my teeth, that damn smell haunts me, that taste weighs down my mouth. Is it like the metaphorical blood that can never be washed from a murderer's hands? The coppery taste that dwells in the stagnant air amongst carnage? Lol idk but that's what I was thinking last night. Srsly though Chipotle is so good omgzzzz.

Also, I want to see Watchmen soooo bbaaaaddd. Douche-kid from Photography/Multimedia said it would suck. Well he can suck Dr. Manhattan's blue cock is what he can do, okay. Loves the comic, will loves the movie. Danny is a lucky bitch to see it tonight. That is that kthx. I think Dr. M is going to make me cry, also.

Oh oh last thing. So you know the dude playing The Comedian? Jeffrey Dean Morgan? (Lol no I didn't know his name, shit. imdb that janx.) Yeah well I first saw him in P.S. I Love You (which was the dumbest fucking movie, even for a chick flick) in which he had sex with his best friend's widow. Lolz. But anyway, I noticed immediately that he looked like a white version of the omgz sexy talented Javier Bardem. So I went to imdb just for a side-by-side comparison? Omgz u guyz, brothers from anothers mothers, I swares it.


amirite or amirite. I'm right.

Lolz ok that's it. PS Australia was also a fucking waste of time and I fastforwarded most of it, too. Butler, Jackman... other hot dudes: stop it. Especially you Gerard Butler what the fuck is this new movie I see you in commercials for. YOU WERE THE PHANTOM. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS. Making me emo, I swear.

K THATZ IT FORREAL. ...friends!

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