facespace?? twatter??? tmblr???? blags??????? : a cmprhnsv guide

a lot of ppl come 2 me when they have a problem.
they say 2 me: "kate: i think i have a problem."
they tell me because they know i am the most knowledged about today's metaphysical metropolises.
the main prob ppl seem to be having these days is with the overload of blogs, mini-blogs, micro-blogs, and status feeds.
people ask me all the time:

• "wut is a myface/facespace??"
• "wut is a twat/twatter?"
• "wut is a blag?"
• "wut is a tmblr and y the fuck would ne1 evr need 1?"

and tho i am vrr dizzapntd in them &;; from then on will always view them as sumwut of an idiot, and otherwise generally look down on them, i help them out!

1st of all. myface is ded. at least 4 rl ppl. nowadays it is mostly 4 bands to post mp2s & tourdates. otherwise it is a barren wasteland w/ camwhore & emo buzzrds that live off of any source of attention they can find.

everything else is basically the same in different portions. yz, facespace has tons of other shit but the only shit ppl care bout is the status feed. and farmville but neway.

at da top of da peermid is twatter. twats post their statuses in lil bite-sized morsels so u can kno everythin they r doin always.

a lil bigger is fb statuses which give u a lil more of a timeframe/less detail.

then comes tmblr. a tmblr is a microblog, which requires more effert than tellin ppl wut yur doin but less than blagging. no1 knos how or why tumblr was created. it was first discovered by jesus when he rode his t-rex into da mystic forest of jerusalem. 4 sum reason he brought it back w/ him. to this day ppl ask "y would ne1 need a tmblr?" &;; no1 knos.

finely we hav da clazzix blag/xanga. a blag, or a xanga, is liek a diary but public so u dont rlly say wut u wanna say. ur werds hav meening in a blag, &;; ppl listen to nd respect/eprops u. blogs can be anything u want them 2 be as long as u hav the tiem/effert. i maed mine like dis. Some people like to make theirs like this, and use flowery language and metaphors to inform you of their interesting lives. basikly, luv ur blag & it will luv u bach.

to make sure u undrstnd dis complex system let us take a sichewashun & see an example of how u would express it w/ ea.

sichewashun: u r going out to da likur store 2 buy u/ur friends/ur family/ur preteen sibs sum likur.

twatter:
iluvthomyorke225 goin to go buy sum alcy ;)
10 minutes ago from web
iluvthomyorke225 drivin 2 the store
9 minutes ago from txt
iluvthomyorke225 just got 2 the store
3 minutes ago from txt
iluvthomyorke225 grabbin a 12pk of pbr
2 minutes ago from txt
iluvthomyorke225 total: $6.30! luv u pbr!!! :)
1 minutes ago from txt
iluvthomyorke225 mom cancelled my card!!!!!!! :'((((
less than 1 minute ago from txt

fb:
gonna go buy some pbr. brb.

tmblr:
will vary. ppl post weird shit on tmblrs that usually has nothing to do with them.

A Blog:
What a blasphemous day. I normally wouldn't go buy beer--at least not cheap beer-- on a Sunday morning, but on this particular day my Nintendo DSi has the gall to suddenly stop functioning. Sigh. I wander around the house for something to do, when I notice my good beer-drinking mug flirting with me and, capriciously, I decide to up it to the 7Eleven on the other side of town.

ewwwww im not gonna go on u get it.

HOPE U LERNED SUMTHING 2DAY.

ps check out my tmblr.

where the wild things at?

i'm waiting. one more month one more month. i got my shirt from UrbOutty today so i can OFFICIALLY BE A FAN and other fans can recognize me from a while away and we can share a look of deep understanding: of eachother's stifled inner child-- the pain it has had to go through while waiting for a movie adaptation of 'where the wild things are' to show it the path to maturehipsterhood; and of all the joy we are ready to receive into our hearts, to make everything right again, to stop our constant self-questioning and deep-down self-resentment, to give us some sign that maybe 2k10 won't suck, and to reduce the chance of another emotional breakdown when the acid wash body suit we wanted from AmAppy gets backordered.

maybe u think u r tough and not vulnerable. but ur wrong. we r all a lil' bit vulnerable, maybe it is around girls or maybe it is around more authentic hipsters or maybe ur middle school teacher is really intimidating. don't worry it's ok. those wild things r gonna help u.

i.e,: scene-ur-year/college-applying/college-life/starbucks-or-a-cooler-cafe-prices is makin u feel vulnerable. it's ok tho. or if it's not ok it will get ok. i thot my scene-ur classes would be crap without anyone. but then i had people in a few classes or i met new people and i got a 110 on an ap gov quiz and i reread WtWTA and things were brisk.

or if things srsly r suck, at least u hav ur ipod or lesser inferior mp3player with thombro&co. or drugs. but i recommend music unless you want to see cool things or have fun or feel better. or you can have both at once. but make sure everything in the equation is good. like for music try the beatles in stereo omg u thot u had heard it all but U HADNT. or if even that doesn't work try listening to every band you like at once and take all the drugs you can/want to.

could be a hit amirite.

so go try dat and tell me how it werks out. maybe i will post some albums l8r but i g2g write 192 spanish sentences. [[im not even exaggerating the number which is the whoaly shit graaahful thing.]]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I have found a hole in my WtWTA t-shirt, and with it a hole in my heart. WHAT DO I DO. Do I return it??? Can I survive while I wait for a new one??? What if they are out of stock???? Can I even return it now??? What if they think I did it??? What if they won't give me a new one??? What if I don't deserve a new one??? WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY SHIRT.

r u wry? am i? r mew?

as u may have herd or red,

i like truluv mew.

i dl'd their dvd-- live in copenhagen?

there are no words, u guyz.

...except these:

it is everything i hoped it would be and MOAR. the ambience, the flow, the feeling, everything is just so perfect that the word "perfect" does it no ††justice.

srsly, if u have a torrent prgrm, and u at least remotely liek mew, dl it. if u dont have a torrent prgrm, but u do at least remotely liek mew and also have a pritty gud virus softwarez, try this. i have not tried it so i cannot attest to its validity or wutnot.

i still cannot bring myself to listen to their new album just cuz i hear its so diffrnt from b4, but i do have it DL'd for the futr.

in othr mews [[ohohoho]]

here r sum movie... re-mews: [[ohohohohohohohohoheheheheeehahahohohoho]]

district9- vrr gud. i liek it wen movies dont make u luv the main character cuz sumtiems they can be a dick.

inglourious basterds- gr8. had a dood innit that i thought was hot cuz he looks like draco malfoy in 20-30 yrz [[i liek em old, u kno]] but he wuz a nazi so i felt guilty the whole tiem.

srsly, frum deatheater to nazi, seems liek a logical transition to me.

recently i found sum moniez. and my mom said she'd gimme sum 4 bach2school shoppinz, so i have around 1k to spend. i dont wanna spend it all, but i feel it in my toeses that i will.

herez wut i wanna do, u guyz: i wanna wear all black but not be gothic is da thing. is dat possible????? im goin 4 a minimalist // jus†ice feeeel.... like their wiki pic:

but iz "srsly im not gothicz" possible 4 me wut w/ my prpl hair? idk. i guess we'll find out huhz.

things i def need/want/srslyneed:

• winter coat for cold coldness and a
• hoodie for other times. also a
• bomber jackit or a
• pleather jackit or
• both?
• a nondescript backpack and also a
• black pleather bag.
• pants.
• shoes. which r seprit frum
• sneaks.
• jewelries cuz u can nevr have enuf.
• tights. i ♥ tights.
• nu glasses
• unfancy dressses. &;; finally!
• shirts.

can 1k be stretched dat far? hope so, u guys. i already know imma buy at least 20 pairs of glasses at UrbOutty cause they have free returns and exchanges lol so imma try them all on at home and return the ones i dont want. is that a dick move? idk, u guyz, but fr now i need slpzz cause i gots my first class 2mrrw ew/excited.

gudnite!

PSSSSSSt: but srsly dew yew liek mew? try them, srsly. srsly. frengers & glass kites r mazing i swarez it.

Mew - Frengers.zip

shews &;; news

if u kno me, u kno i'm more of a 'bag hag' than a 'shoe shrew' [[how u liek my CRE@TiViTY?!?!]]

BUT. recently i've been thinking about getting a pair of [[completely fake ♥]] alessandroooos. [[luv u china!]]

like dis one:

idk if i want red or white or black, i am srsly considering getting 2. hmmmmzzzzzz.

&;; THEN i found these radii 420's???

who the fuck copied who? i'm not saying i'm jus' sayin'.

in other news, my beloved Mew [shoe, new, mew yaaaaaaayyyy rhyminggg] is coming out with a new album and thus going on tour---with nine inch nails; i'm so fucking worried that they turned shit like union of knives; h8 u chris vrenna---- but not to DC omgggg kill meeeeee. they'll be in NY and i went ahead and checked for hotel situating and amtrak costs... my mom wouldn't go for it. and i know it's pretty ridiculous anyway, but aside from a marr&moz reunion tour they're #1 on my want-to-see list. they might be tying modest mouse 4 my favorite modern band? i don't know, i think i have to give it to them just because they're like the smiths/moz in that i can't really explain why i love them but as soon as i hear them my heart's like GLEEEEEE. plus they r danish &;; u kno i love them scandinavians!!!

dew yew liek mew? c 4 urself.

Mew - And The Glass Handed Kites.zip

better posts coming soon, promz~

PS I HAVE DONE NONE OF MY SUMMER WORK AND I FEEL 0 GUILT AND 0 STRESS ABOUT THIS

o hai!o

ohayo is correct since it is technically MORNINGTIME.

o jeez. How have u been. Gov School was pretty awesome, NGL u guyssss. I spent this week catching up with everyone and also [ch]illin with the cool cats I met. 2day, for example, my friend and I saw: The Ugly Truth. have u heard about it? it's a real movie, I found out. It has Gerard Butler in it. u kno, that dood from 300 & the phantom of the opera. he sings real nice and probably has good acting potential but seems to be in shit movies a lot. well I'm just thinking about this one &;; p.s. ILU! i guess. newayz, he was really my only motivation to go see it. which reminds me I have yet to do that one list I frequently mention lul.

So. The "movie." I don't know how to approach it. It was my first time seeing something of that calibre in theaters. normz it takes Xtreem boredom, insomsnias, sickness, or a graaaahful mix of the 3 to get me to watch one on demand or some shit. in the safety of my home. alone. so no1 will kno. but ppl apparently actually go to these things publicly, and even as dates evidently? idk. It was pure sex jokes, but not even jokes. Just commentary. And not even commentary that no one has herd b4. and not even delivered well. @ first I was amused how they managed to pack in so much asshattery each line, but that got boring pretty fucking fast. The movie itself wasn't funny at all, but some of the women in the audience's offended/shocked scoffs were slightly amusing. speaking of offended women, that's pretty much all the depth of the main character's personality. o and i think they may have mentioned that she's a controlling control freak seventeen or thirty-eight times. so lemme open it for u: she's a srs bsnss news producer who is a control freak and gets easily offended. he is an all-american dude from glasgow that got dumpt lotzz and after many trzzzing became a total rude crass offensive really believable asshole. culdn't beleev it was the same dood who was talkin 2 me bout the music of the night, srsly. near the end of the movie he starts likin the chick cause she's hot and jumps up and down a lot. she starts likin him cause he's hot & likes tap water. [im srs.] on a hot air balloon, he tells her he likes her, but decides to jump the gun to TRU LUV and she's like whatevs just sex me up so they do. tha end.

now im tired. i write more love lettrs 2 u l8r. <33<<##3

PS i kno every1 is postin dis but i liek it too so here u go.

Phoenix - Lisztomania (Classixx Version)

i had a reason for not posting. also, school is out.

Reason first: External hard drive died. I heard the clicking. I felt in my soul that something was going terribly terribly awry. I Google. It means death. OH SHIT GO TRANSFER ALL THE FIoh it's already ded. My soul dies a little. All my music. All my vids. I hurt. Everyware. It's not just that I have to redownload all that stuff, bbs. It's not. It's that I had so many single songs I liked in one huge folder from toooooooons of music blogs that I have no way of remembering, and since my iTunes had recently crashed, I don't even have a checklist of songs. Baaaaaaaaaaaaah. Bah. Hate technology. Hate it.

But I love it so hard.

School ended Tuesday and so I've begun reacquiring muzacs. Right now I'm downloading azn shit (<3 u gackt) for Gov school. I am semi-excited about it. I would be super excited if I got a 3 week extension on my vacayyyy. Dad wants to go to Ireland & see U2. I wonder if I could go but not see U2. I don't absolutely loathe them or anything, but I feel like it's a day-long commitment, and I would much rather spend that day looking for pots of gold. or shopping.

blah i'm gonna go do stat hw before i completely fall into summer mode and don't do shit.

listening to one of the few albums I had downloaded before the crash and had yet to transfer:

Say Hi - Oohs & Aahs
spritty gud.

love love love (repeat)

I just finished some questions for Joy Luck Club that had to be done my midnight. Submitted at 11:59, oh yeah bb. I actually enjoyed this book. I've enjoyed every school book so far this year, actually. I don't know why but I kept getting teary eyed in this one. A simple sentence and my chest would get tight. Honestly I'm surprised I wasn't bawling by the end. Maybe it's because I'm on my period lul. We also read The Catcher in the Rye this year, and the near-ending-- is it the climax? that part when he's watching Phoebe on the carousel-- always makes me cry. A lot, hahaha. I'm probably interpreting it all wrong but it always makes me think of a time when you were so impossibly happy, when everything was so perfect, so pure and good and free of evil, that you were crying your eyes out, and then you thought to yourself that you would probably never be that happy again, never feel that way again, and that you might forget how good it felt, and you just cried harder. I've felt like that twice though so I think there's proof that you can feel that happy again.

n e wayz. this weekend was real chill and lax. shortly after posting previous post i went back to season 2 and watched all the blair/chuck parts...... i have a problem, i know. today all i listened to was "season of love" by shiny toy guns, the only tolerable song on that horrible dreadful album. IF U DK, that song was playing at the end of the season 2 finale when... they... aaaaghghhhhhomggggggggggg. i actually rolled around on the floor a little to get my jitters out. it was that or screaming, and i thought the rolling would bother people less.

maybe u thot i wuz gunna post that hot dude list this time. i will. someday. STAY FAITHFUL.

i also plan to soon compile all the gossip girl songs into a folder and then hope to find it on mediafire somewhere sometime.

i found this in the meantime.

love love looooooove!

Shiny Toy Guns - Season of Love